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what can you say about the film white fire amazing fantastic disturbing hilarious these words are not big enough to describe the event which is white fire from wobbly garbled beginning to profound end this movie will entertain throughout our movie begins in the woods of a country somewhere in the world a family is hidi...
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i am so disappointed this movie left me feeling jipped out of my time and mental energy here was the quintessential woody allen film all over again the neurotic upper class manhattanites debating whether or not they will cheat on their spouses woody i've seen these characters already i've seen the storyline from you te...
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this movie is all ultra lightweight fluff predictable from beginning to end as a don knotts vehicle the incredible mr limpet was much better with knott's character there not nearly as incompetent or ignorant his performance there was toned down with none of his trademark goggle eyed stare although that may have somethi...
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if you are interested in learning more about this sort of thing happening in modern civilization there is an excellent book called outlaw seas or the outlaw sea and it describes in story after story how these things do happen the lawlessness of the high seas is a reality for a number of reasons one many of the world's ...
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gamers dr is not a fancy made movie it's more like amateur video horrible magic effect really fake fireball terribly made dungeon castle village sword axe shield robe plate okok everything you will need about 10 minutes to adjust your expecting on visual then you will get 105 minutes of fun i'm from hongkong and it's r...
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in all honesty i haven't seen this film for many years but the few times i have tend to make parts of it stick in my memory as anyone who has seen it will understand i first saw it as a child at a ymca halloween party in the early sixties and it scared the hell out of us kids in a fun way i remember feeling genuine anx...
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this is the only thing i will be able to look back on from the year 2006 and say now that rocked it rocked hard and yet it also rocked tasty mr meatloaf added a nice little touch to this dish of a film before the opening credits even rolled now that tells you something this filmed rocked even before it started! now i d...
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you'd think you're in for some serious sightseeing when the premise of the movie takes place primarily between two characters as they travel 3000 miles or so from france to saudi arabia going through most of europe italy bulgaria croatia slovenia turkey before arriving in the middle east but this is not a tour and ther...
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i watched this movie based on the good reviews here and i won't make that mistake again the first couple minutes shows that a group of people have been brought together by some tragedy but you don't see what it is flashback 12 hours and we get to see the boring lives of each of these people which in the end are totally...
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a great bugs bunny cartoon from the earlier years has bugs as a performer in an window display at a local department store after he's done for the day the manager comes in to tell him that he'll be transferring soon bugs is happy to oblige into he figures out that the new job is in taxidermy and that taxidermy has to d...
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i firmly believe that the best oscar ceremony in recent years was in 2003 for two reasons 1 host steve martin was at his most wittiest i saw the teamsters help michael moore into the trunk of his limo and i'll better not mention the gay mafia in case i wake up with a poodle's head in my bed 2 surprise winners no one ha...
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while in a plane flicking through the large choice of movies i came across live! almost accidentally oh boy! what a choice i remembered vaguely seeing the trailer over a year ago and completely forgot about it expecting no more than another cheesy nonsense movie about a stupid reality show now i can easily say this has...
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ah another movie with motorcycles hell's angels posse and steve a lame o as the not so cool car driver this movie does not rely on story but lots of drinking pot smoking and lots of moronic acts steve's rendition of a dying cat during his i love what i know serenade had me vomiting for hours bike chick linda rrrr makes...
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a rating of 1 does not begin to express how dull depressing and relentlessly bad this movie is
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i feel dumber after watching the first 20 min luckily i walked out and saved the rest of my brain people should watch better films and take notes on why they are rated highly not because of the budget of the film or the special effects just simply good acting and getting simple things right and most importantly not bei...
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the most self indulgent movie i have every had the misfortune to rent unwatchable much of the movie is obviously improvised and not well it looks like toback took the first take of everything the movie gets good for a couple of minutes when robert downey jr shows up then goes to hell again real quickly
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this has got to be the worst movie i haver ever seen nielson in this movie just does not have what he needs to be funny i think the reasons that the naked gun and the like movies is that they did not require nielson to be funny he just played the roles as straight as he could while all of the comedy that went on was mo...
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i like ghost stories good ghost stories of bumps in the night voices that cannot be explained now i've see many of them as special efx have a ever more grip on todays films some times to find a real gem you gotta turn the clock back to the time when the writers and directors really had to use their heads to create real...
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okay i've watched this movie twice now i have researched it heavily on the net i have asked several people on there opinions i have even gone to the length of reading the original sheridan lafanu classic 'carmilla' a book that this movie is supposed to be based on i feel that the best way to review this movie is to des...
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this would've been a *great* silent film the acting really is good at least in a look ma i'm doing really big acting! sort of way everything is huge every line is profound! every scene is shattered by human tragedy! mostly i felt like gagging yet like any train wreck i couldn't tear my eyes away this dialogue might've ...
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this movie starts with the main character lying in a coma in a hospital ward attended by two orderlies the unconscious main character is heard in a voice over saying that the orderlies are gay the orderlies kiss i watched this in a dvd version and i have the suspicion that this is supposed to be funny – it said „comedy...
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this story about three women is a very sensitive study about muriël charlotte van den eynde the youngest laura els dottermans who is about 37 and martha frieda pittors the oldest who is the mother of muriël they live together in the same building they have different expectations of life the vital laura wants a child mu...
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first and foremost i loved the novel by ray bradbury it's the kind of horror that gets under your skin and sticks with you later it was one of his best books with you know fahrenheit 451 and dandelion wine i as just hoping that this movie would be all right it had lots of chances with a great cast like jason robards an...
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this film is so old i never realized how young looking ray milland looked in 1936 i remember him playing in a great film lost weekend ray plays the role of michael stuart who is a very rich banker there are three girls in this picture who are not very happy about their father and mother separating and they find out the...
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i had eagerly awaited the first screening of this film ever since it was given to me on dvd at christmas having reserved a special slot for it last night i sat down to watch it with my daughter aged 17 and a film studies student with chocolates of course in eager anticipation we love jane austin after just the first tw...
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if you like sci fi monsters and ancient legends then you will love this movie!! the special effects are by far the best i have seen since juarassic park hit the big screen years ago while the acting may have been a little less than desirable the story line and effects adequately compensated for it i wish now i had seen...
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a rather silly little film you just may love although rather corny and cliché at times it nonetheless works and makes for good clean fun five teams are engaged on a scavenger hunt and battle each other and their wits to win the all night contest just for the sheer joy knowing yours is the best team notable for several ...
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this is an ok adaptation of the breath taking book of dan brown i can't say it is novel or very good but they made a movie that you can enjoy given the excellent story the result could have been better though the movie is pretty long but at the end i was feeling like some things were missing sound effects and sound tra...
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i never fell asleep during a movie never this movie did the impossible while many people claim the superiority of japanese horror films over their american counterparts this movie was a lesson in over abundance as in the movie was 30 minutes too long it would have helped if the movie had a little more movement in the p...
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what can i say not as bad as many here have made it out to be the only reason i even watched this film that i had previously never heard of before was strictly for ian mcshane i was not disappointed in the least ian mcshane was absolutely brilliant and brings an amazing subtlety to his role he's always great to watch a...
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originally harped as a sequel to the slumber party massacre series this film falls flat on it's face with a new title first off if you are going to include the word massacre in your film's title you better deliver this one certainly does not there is no gore no on screen murders and no chainsaw as the box art would lea...
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a killer cannibal rapist is killed by a crazed cop on the scene of his latest murder at his grave a cult have gathered with plans to resurrect him by peeing onto the grave this of course works and he awakes ripping the guys penis off and he is back into his old killing ways with an all new zombie look the two cops one ...
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days of heaven is one of the most painfully boring and pointless films i have ever seen in no way shape or form would i recommend it to anyone unless you're trying to put your kids to sleep or god forbid give someone an aneurysm if i could go back in time and do one thing i would set fire to the reels before they were ...
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in 1929 director walt disney and animator ub iwerks changed the face of animation with the release of the very first installment of their silly symphonies series the skeleton dance iwerks and disney had been collaborating together since the early 20s in disney's laugh o gram cartoon series however their friendship suff...
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yes indeed it could have been a good movie a love biangle sorry for the poetical license but is not a triangle! an interesting story unfortunately badly told the image is sometimes weird sometimes ok the picture looks crowded and narrow sighted the sound needs more attention it usually does in romanian movies the light...
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you wear only the best italian suits from armani hand stitched and fitted to your exact measurements your automobile is the finest that german engineering has to offer and is equipped with as many gadgets as horses under the hood you're a member of the finest polo clubs frequently dine at restaurants such as spago and ...
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this is an excellent film about the characters in a adult swimming class their problems relationships and interactions with each other it should have managed a wider distribution as it's much better than similar films from major studios out at the same time the swimming instructor is an almost olympian reduced to teach...
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this mostly routine fact based tv drama gets a boost from the fine performance by cole this is the story of a highly trained military man unhappy with his wife and children fakes his demise and runs off with the other woman to support her in the manner in which she is accustomed he robs banks predictable but not a bad ...
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i watched six of a kind for w c fields he's only in it for around 10 minutes and has one long scene the infamous pool sequence he made famous in vaudeville and several other great moments the reamaining 55 minutes are also delightful thankfully mostly due to the hilarious charlie ruggles as the bumbling banker j pinkha...
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edmund lowe who reminds me somewhat of warren william heads the nice cast of an interesting little mystery that moves at a brisk pace and runs just a little over an hour douglas walton plays the unlucky jockey who appears to be intent on his own demise hypnotism anyone and the suspects include a good number of the supp...
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this movie is lame and not funny at all the plot doesn't even make sense some scientist who works on the fringes of science opens a doorway to another dimension maybe hell and his daughter gets sucked through it or something then one day for no apparent reason she comes back and now she has big breasts and wears a skim...
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although i was hoping that i'd like it a little more this was still certainly an impressive film there were great performances by all the leads and the story while not what i'd call chilling was still effective and it kept me interested for me the best part of this film was the look of the picture for it always looked ...
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imagine this a high school except it's boarding school and the kids don't have parents around oh and it's in malibu and the kids are all thin white and gorgeous with the exceptional token minority or fat kid to play the weird outcast and there aren't any reasonable rules like how they have co habitation nuclear weapons...
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i had been amazed by director antal's kontroll back in 2003 his first american project vacancy was less impressive but a decent start armored is his second feature and while the visual signature is recognizable the film never rises above the level of a b movie it's a shame because the main premise has all the ingredien...
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first of all the reason i'm giving this film 2 stars instead of 1 is because at least peter falk gave his usual fantastic performance as lieutenant columbo he alone can get 10 stars for trying to save this otherwise utterly worthless attempt at making a movie i was initially all fired up at reading one poster's comment...
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this movie must be in line for the most boring movie in years not even woody harrison can save this movie from sinking to the bottom the murder in this movie are supposed to be the point of interest in this movie but is not nothing is of any interest the cast are not to bad but the script are just plain awful i just sa...
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down at the movie gallery i saw a flick i just had to see it looked like a fun low budget horror action western that i could get into yeah i knew it would suck but i rented it anyway hoping for laughs only a few laughs were to be found this was an extremely stupid movie it begins with a bounty hunter our protagonist wh...
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i am finally seeing the el padrino movie from what i can see it is an incredible film and lots of action damian chapa is good director but i must admit i love his acting the best also i saw the behind the scenes it was edited by some lady named kinga she needs to go back to school and learn how to edit however the film...
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i thrive on cinema but there is a limit a name isn't enough to make a movie! the beginning of the movie puts us in a mood to expect the unseen yet but we remain hungry or angry till the end things are getting so confused that i admit that i did not understand the end or was there an end to this nonesense the opportunit...
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michael callan plays a smarmy photographer who seems nonetheless to be regarded as a perfect catch by any woman that runs across him could this have anything to do with the fact that he also co produced the film he's a hero whom it's very difficult to empathize with so the movie is in trouble right from the start howev...
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i was drawn to friends by the soundtrack scored by a very young and yet to be famous elton john whom i had see in a club in nearby houston i had no idea of the emotions and impact the movie would make recently i was brought back to the movie by a song that heart did called seasons then i found the elton john song frien...
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during the clete roberts preface i was beginning to think this was an ed wood production however what rolls out here is some pretty hard hitting stuff the story of crime and corruption in a southern town is told using a cast culled from hollywood's poverty row and this makes the movie all the more realistic there are n...
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i decided to watch this one because it's been nominated for oscar this year i guess as many folks here i really wanted to like this movie but ended up bored and disappointed first scene was ok but the whole rest of the movie in shaky hands camera mode is really annoying i guess the main reason for making such a movie a...
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mom should really be given a different title to distinguish it from all the other movies out there called mom or with the word mom in the title this is a vastly superior zombie movie to so much of the rubbish that gets churned out time after time and all end up much the same as every other zombie movie out there it is ...
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empire of passion starts out deceptively that is if you're immediately expecting it to be a horror movie it's like a riff on james m cain's the postman always rings twice at first seki kazuko yoshiyuki is a mother of two and a dutiful hard working wife to rickshaw driver gisaburo takahiro tamura but when he's not aroun...
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i am not a big music video fan i think music videos take away personal feelings about a particular song any song in other words creative thinking goes out the window likewise personal feelings aside about mj toss aside this was the best music video of alltime simply wonderful it was a movie yes folks it was brilliant! ...
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oh my goodness i would have never thought it was possible for me to see a thriller worse than domestic disturbance this soon but here it is armed with rotten plot terrible editing stilted acting and headache inducing 'style' sorry i have no other words for it sanctimony is the kind of movie that almost forces you to re...
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the man with a golden arm was one of a trio of great films around that same time that dealt with drug addiction the other two were monkey on my back and a hatful of rain but i think of the three this one is the best maybe if otto preminger had shot the thing in the real chicago instead of those obvious studio sets the ...
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this film was basically set up for failure by the studio one anne rice author of the book offered to write the screen play but was refused by the studio two they tried to stuff 2 in depth novels in to a 2hour movie i maintain the only way for these two books vampire lestat and queen of the damned to work in a live acti...
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have previously enjoyed wesley snipes in several action flicks and i had expected a lot more even from a score of 5 8 imdb the movie fails to entertain and even though the story is thin and unoriginal the acting is most unfortunately thinner and goes to mimic a worst case scenario of playing strong feelings accompanied...
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an intense thriller about a mute movie make up artist who witnesses a snuff film being made when she is working late in the studio one night after she tries to get away from the murder scene she realizes she is in for more than she bargained for when the entire mafia is out to kill her for being a witness this movie le...
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don't listen to most of these people ill give you a better review of this movie which me and my friend love! its about jill johnson played by camilla belle who babysits at the mendrakis' house and someone breaks in if you're wondering how he got in the house he went through the garage most likely so anyway don't listen...
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what a frustrating movie a small southern town is overflowing with possibilities for exploring the complexities of interpersonal relationships and dark underbellies hidden beneath placid surfaces as anyone who has read anything by carson mccullers already knows this does none of that instead the writers settled for cut...
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this movie starred a totally forgotten star from the 1930s jack pearl radio's baron munchausen as well as jimmy durante however 7 1 2 decades later it's being billed as a three stooges film because they are the only ones in the film who the average person would recognize today film fanatics will also recognize the wond...
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when carol vanessa hidalgo starts looking into her brother's death she begins to suspect something more sinister than natural causes the closer she gets to the truth the more of a threat she becomes to her sister in law fiona helga line and the rest of the local satanists they'll do whatever is necessary to put a stop ...
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one of the more intelligent serial killer movies in recent history zodiac killer offers an imaginative take on the background and history of one of the most notorious serial killers the filmmakers create an unexpectedly good insight into the pathology of this mysterious killer and anyone who remembers zodiac will be in...
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i've read the other reviews and found some to be comparison of movie v real life eg what it takes to get into music school britney bashing etc etc so let's focus on the movie and the message i have rated this movie 7 out of 10 for the age range 8 to 14 years and for a family movie for the average adult male 2 out of 10...
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i like this movie because it is a fine work of cinema made by people who care enough to make it art and not just home movies it is filled with super surfer greg noll's home movies and a boatload of amateur video from others who align themselves with his 50 year passion nevertheless it has been expanded to the degree th...
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i had a hard time staying awake for the two hour opening episode it was dumbed down to such an extent i doubt if i learned a single thing the graphics were rudimentary any small idea was repeated ad nauseum contrast this to the cosmos series hosted by carl sagan that had a good musical theme there was no music coming f...
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although the plot of this film is a bit far fetched it is worth seeing just for the performances of michaels caine and gambon the latter delivers a truly wonderful dublin accent caine hams it up which is exactly what the character he is playing should do entertaining and fun this is a hour and a half of easy watching
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this movie was so badly written directed and acted that it beggars belief it should be remade with a better script director and casting service the worst problem is the acting you have jennifer beals on the one hand who is polished professional and totally believable and on the other hand ri'chard who is woefully misca...
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when i was a younger oh about 2 i watched barney for the first time and liked it but back then i didn't exactly have a brain either and now i look back and see what a horrible show barney really is first of all everything on that show is creepy barney the main character is a horrendous 9 foot tall talking purple dinosa...
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steve mcqueen has certainly a lot of loyal fans out there he certainly was a charismatic fellow one of the most charismatic the big screen ever knew but even mcqueen can't save this turkey of a film shot with what looks like a brownie camera in the actual locations in st louis mcqueen's a new kid with no criminal recor...
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this is a bad film as its central message is very muddled and the plot seems like it was the result of merging several disparate scripts as a result it often makes absolutely no sense at all and certainly is not a film miss dunne or mr huston should have been proud of making however the film is worth watching if you ar...
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i caught this movie on the sci fi channel recently it actually turned out to be pretty decent as far as b list horror suspense films go two guys one naive and one loud mouthed a** take a road trip to stop a wedding but have the worst possible luck when a maniac in a freaky make shift tank truck hybrid decides to play c...
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very mild spoilers a basic plot outline no real details if you go into this movie with sufficiently low expectations i saw this film at a free screening a few days ago in maryland and the only reason i agreed to go was because it was free i expected a few chuckles but as i have never been a huge fan of tenacious d not...
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i shall begin with a disclaimer this movie is not recommended for anyone who lack interest or have never played ff7 the game before watching the movie relies on the audience's knowledge of each character in the game to convey story plot elements and it does so very subtly do your homework before watching this wonderful...
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this is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever made everything about it acting directing script cinematography is dreadful the alien a human in sparkly suit claims to be from a nearby universe one assumes the scriptwriter meant galaxy but didn't bother to get a dictionary to check his terms a better title for the ...
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if you really really really enjoy movies featuring ants building dirt mirrors eating non ants and conquering the world with a voice over narrative then this is the movie for you basically a couple of scientists working out of a bio dome communicate with highly intelligent ants the most intelligent actors in this film i...
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joseph brady and clarence doolittle are two sailors who have a four day shore leave in hollywood joe knows everything about girls and can't wait to see lola while clarence is shyer and needs some advice from his buddy on how to meet girls they then run into a little boy donald martin who has ran away in order to join t...
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from director barbet schroder reversal of fortune i think i saw a bit of this in my media studies class and i recognised the leading actress so i tried it despite the rating by the critics basically cool kid richard haywood half nelson's ryan gosling and justin pendleton bully's michael pitt team up to murder a random ...
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things to come is an early sci fi film that shows an imagined world or everytown through 100 years you can break it up into about 4 different scenes or parts the film spans from 1940 to 2036 and is mainly about how this ruler or the boss wanted to get the capability to fly in airplanes again after everytown was bombed ...
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weak stale tired cliched wants to be basic instinct but misses opportunity after opportunity for fresh perspectives new insights insipid trite grotesque and without the possibly redeeming value of brevity oh wait it was only 90 minutes long it must have just *seemed* a lot longer! i'd rather clean bus station toilets w...
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one word can describe this movie and that is weird i recorded this movie one day because it was a japanese animation and it was old so i thought it would be interesting well it was the movie is about a young boy who travels the universe to get a metal body so he can seek revenge on the way he meets very colorful charac...
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while i was the video store i was browsing through the one dollar rentals and came upon this little gem i don't know what it was about it but i just had a gut instic about it and wow was i ever right the story centers around two girls who have just survived a school shooting one of the girls is alicia a teenage reble w...
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this film is quite simply one of the worst films ever made and is a damning indictment on not only the british film industry but the talentless hacks at work today not only did the film get mainstream distribution it also features a good cast of british actors so what went wrong i don't know and simply i don't care eno...
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i'll not comment a lot what's to stereotype characters absolute ignorance about colombia's reality awful mise en scene poor color choice not funny it supposed to be a comedy and they expect that you will laugh because some distend music it's beside the nonsense scenes very poor actors direction if you see somewhere tho...
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this movie is a riot i cannot remember the last time i had such a great time at the movies i've seen a few good comedies in my time and usually they are pretty funny but this one is wall to wall great lines i think best in show is the last movie that i laughed so hard and so much in the movie was non stop until the end...
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a fey story of a martian attempt to colonize earth things must be pretty bad back on mars two state troopers investigate the scene of a reported ufo crash whatever landed is buried under the ice at tracy's pond but there are footsteps in the snow leading to a nearby diner the diner has had no customers since eleven o'c...
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it's rare that i feel a need to write a review on this site but this film is very deserving because of how poorly it was created and how bias its product was i felt a distinct attempt on the part of the film makers to display the palestinian family as boorish and untrustworthy we hear them discuss the sadness that they...
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relentless like one of those loud action movies the entire cast seems to be on speed i didn't quite get the director's intentions if any i wonder if she's ever seen a stanley donen vincent minnelli or even a george sidney musical structure please! this is one hell of a mess and i loved abba the costumes the unflatterin...
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this movie does a great job of explaining the problems that we faced and the fears that we had before we put man into space as a history of space flight it is still used today in classrooms that can get one of the rare prints of it disney has shown it on vault disney and i wish they would do so again
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in an alternate 1950s where an outbreak of the undead caused by a mysterious 'space dust' has been contained through the use of special electronic collars a young loner timmy finds a friend in fido billy connelly his family's recently acquired domesticated zombie fido quickly becomes a surrogate father to timmy whose r...
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an extremely down to earth well made and acted rodeo western no gussied up stars needed here as all cast members were regular people telling a real life story about a rodeo hustler and his entourage in the 60's and 70's west but hats off particularly to slim pickens for giving what i think was his signature performance...
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despite some reviews being distinctly luke warm i found the story totally engrossing and even if some critics have described the love story as 'mills and boon' so what it is good to see a warm touching story of real love in these cynical times many in the audience were sniffing and surreptitiously dabbing their eyes yo...
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american nightmare is officially tied in my opinion with it's pat! for the worst movie of all time seven friends oddly resembling the k mart version of the cast of friends gather in a coffee shop to listen to american nightmare a pirate radio show it's hosted by a guy with a beard that's the most exciting aspect of hi...
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first off i have to say that i loved the book animal farm i read it with my 9th grade class and it was great we also decided that watching the movie would be beneficial the movie was so disappointing to me the movie cuts out some characters and misses a lot of the main points of the book it skips around a lot and doesn...
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this movie was extremely boring i only laughed a few times i decided to rent it when i noticed william shatner's name on the cover it's all about this little kid who gets picked on all the time by his classmates when wandering the streets looking for old ladies to assist he meets a prostitute she takes him to a club ca...
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i was disgusted by this movie no it wasn't because of the graphic sex scenes it was because it ruined the image of artemisia gentileschi this movie does not hold much truth about her and her art it shows one piece of art work that she did judith beheading holofernese but shows that being entered as testimony in the rap...
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such a joyous world has been created for us in pixar's a bug's life we're immersed in a universe which could only be documented this enjoyably on film but more precisely a universe which could only be documented through the world of animation for those who have forgotten what a plentiful and exuberant world animation c...
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