human
Well, not exactly too ludicrous. Over the past 8 - 10 years there have been more and more profoundly idiotic stories like this about TSA and airport security.
You see the news article about the Alaska state lawmaker being banned from flying ?
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article24612943.html
She refuse to allow TSA agents to touch her prosthetic breast after having a mastectomy.
http://boingboing.net/2011/02/22/alaska-state-rep-ref.html

Just google "TSA Arrested" and you will get list after list of TSA agents getting arrested for stuff
https://tsascandals.wordpress.com/
This years "Winner" so far :
http://dailycaller.com/2017/02/14/tsa-agents-caught-smuggling-20-tons-of-cocaine-from-puerto-rico/
"total value of approximately $100 million."

I did the math on this once about 5 years ago. you are like 700 times more likely to be a criminal if you are a TSA agent, than if you are a regular passenger trying to catch a flight.
gpt
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