human
Equifax ought to be offering that monitoring program free to the one million ( nice round number) of Canadians whose data has been 'compromised' through negligence.  In the US Equifax is subject to massive fines and damage suits. In Canada we're willing to settle for a 'sorry'.  'Don't do it again' and 'is that $19.95 US dollars or Canadian?'

These assholes know  how to add insult to injury. 

Almost as well as they know how to make their money before the bad news gets out.   But insider trading is another story.
gpt
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