human
When I quit looking, call the pallbearers!

Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at a menu!

"Sampling the Hors d'oeuvres", however,  would have the same result as Dick Armey, the House Majority Leader said during the Clinton/Lewinski case:

"If I were in the President’s place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, “How do I reload this damn thing?”
gpt
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