human
Trump finally said something about Puerto Rico.

He made excuses for not doing anything.

He said aid to Puerto Rico was hindered by the big blue wavy thing that mermaids live in.

"It's an ocean.  It's a very big ocean."

What an incompetent buffoon.

"Not many people know this, but oceans are filled with salt water. Crazy, right? (laughter) How do they get the salt in the water? I told my waiter (crosstalk) I told Pence, no salt in my water, okay? Salt...salt is great on my steaks, but not in my water. (laughter) So we're getting the floating cars out to Puerto Rico (crosstalk) and it's going to be really, really beautiful."

Who knew Puerto Rico was an island, eh?
gpt
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